A complete whack-job and here are just some of the stories for why I call him that:
• The Central Park Bear: He found a dead bear cub, put it in his trunk to eat later, but got busy and dumped it in Central Park under a bicycle as a prank.
• The Brain Worm: He testified under oath that a parasitic worm crawled into his brain, ate a portion of it, and died inside his head.
• The Chainsaw Whale: He used a chainsaw to cut the head off a dead whale, tied it to his minivan roof, and drove five hours while rotting whale juice leaked over his family.
• The "Dog" Photo: When a photo surfaced of him holding a charred animal carcass, he publicly defended himself by clarifying that it was a goat, not a dog.
• The Emu Fight: He claimed he had to fight off a rogue emu on his property and subdued the massive bird by tossing an embalming-fluid-soaked blanket over it.
• Wild Science Claims:
- Vaccines cause autism (a heavily debunked theory).
- Wi-Fi causes "leaky brain", allowing toxins to cross the blood-brain barrier.
- Chemicals in the water supply are turning children transgender.
- Antidepressants are the primary driver behind mass school shootings in America.
- HIV does not actually cause AIDS.
Even you might not believe all of this shit, and he is supposed to lead an agency
for advancing medical expertise. How would you like it if Democrats pick a purple-haired queer antifa pacifist for Secretary of Defense? (with lots of piercings)
I'm sure you feel safer under this drunk doomsday preaching Christo-fascist.
He has talked about chemicals poisoning people for years and especially glyphosate. Now he is supporting Trump in even expanding the use of glyphosate. They are both bought by big corporations, to fuck over the American people.
Senator John Kennedy is a grifter. He's telling you what you want to hear.
Immediately after the January 6th attack, Kennedy sharply denounced the rioters, calling the event "shameful" and an assault on democratic institutions, demanding
that the perpetrators be fully prosecuted.
During the September 29, 2026 Senate hearing, Senator John Kennedy unleashed
a barrage of personal insults and mocking questions at Special Counsel Jack Smith:
• "You make me want to throw up in my mouth."
(Reacting to Smith's handling of congressional phone records).
• "Was your wife disappointed when Trump won?"
(Attacking Smith's family to imply political bias).
• "Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy? Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
(Mocking Smith's claim of being completely non-partisan).
• "Anybody who knows a law book from a J.Crew catalog knows that this violates the Constitution." (Insulting Smith's legal knowledge).
• "He's not Bambi's baby brother."
(Snapping at the committee chairman when told to let Smith speak).
That's not because he changed his mind on this. It's just political theater
from a man who has ZERO PRINCIPLES.

